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The_Muh
aka Mark Aroni
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Grammatik 6
(immer diese auto-übersetzungen xD)
ich bekomm in letzter zeit immer per MSN spam, leider hab ich nix davon aufgehoben... ich poste hier wenn ich mal wieder welchen bekomme
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Jojo
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/me bekommt gar kein messenger-spam mehr! *g*
(Miranda + nospam-plugin ftw  )
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für aMSN gibts noch kein No-Spm plugin... leider
aber umsteigen will ich auch nich... dafür mag ich aMSN zu sehr
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Ich bekomme auch immer Spam, ich soll ganz viel Geld bekommen weil die nicht wissen wohin damit und dann soll soll ich meine Adresse persönliche Infos senden, ich hab noch ein paar sachen markiert.
| Zitat: | Greetings in the name of the lord.
A letter from me to you.Mrs. Deborah Hutchinson, 62yrs old from Switzerland. You might be wondering where I got your contacts from but I have really taken my time in searching thoroughly. You came into my mind has the lord has directed me to and am willing to do so. I have noticed that you are God fearing, courageous, fulfilling and ambitious in life. I want you to know that you have been the chosen one and please, try and do my will because each of my words or statements must not go unfulfilled reaching the unprivileged,orphanages and the needy as you are blessed.
Dear Beloved One, I am the above named person but now undergoing medical treatment in Western Africa. I am married to Mr. Williams Dale Hutchinson, who worked as a world contractor for over a decade before he died on 5th of July in the year 2004. We were married for fifteen years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for two weeks. Before his death he made a vow to use his wealth for the down troddenand the less privileged in the society. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of ten million United States dollars ($12.000.00 millions us dollars) with a Vault with a bank in Western Africa .Presently, this money is still there.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to an individual or better still a God fearing person who will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want an individual that will use this to fund and provide succor I understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I do not have any child and relatives.
I do not want my husband's hard earned money to be misused or spent in the manner in which my late husband did not specify. I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner,hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going.
I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Almighty. With God all things are possible. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Whosoever that wants to serve the Almighty must serve him with all his heart and mind and soul and also in truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Please assure me that you will act according to my specification herein. Lastly i want you to also reply me with some vital information of yours such as:
Full Name:
country:
State and Zip Code:
sex:
phone number:
occupation etc......
Hoping to hear from you.
Thank you and May the Almighty bless you.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Deborah Hutchinson
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| Zitat: | From: Mark Welling (Welling & Associates, Fulham, London SW6 1RP, United Kingdom).
Dear Sir,
Good day and happy day to you and your family today.
With due respect and humility, this is a personal email directed to you and I request that it be treated as such. I am Mark Welling, an attorney here in the United Kingdom. I am writing following an opportunity in my office that will be of immense benefit to both of us.
I was legal counsel to the late Mr. Rudolf, a German who unfortunately lost his life in the 24 November 2001 Crossair aircraft crash of the 97-seat Jumbolino Avero RJ-100 aircraft en route from Berlin, Germany to Zurich, Switzerland, killing also his wife and only daughter. The aircraft crashed in poor weather conditions as it approached Zurich airport.Before his death, I assisted him deposit a consignment containing the sum of US$19.1M (Nineteen Million One Hundred Thousand US Dollars) with a financial institution in one of the major cities here in Europe.
Since I got information about his death, I have been expecting his next of kin or relatives to come over and claim his money. Unfortunately I learnt that his supposed next of kin being his only daughter died along with him in the plane crash leaving nobody with the knowledge of this fund behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to search for a credible person and finding that you bear a similar last name, I was urged to do business with you and release the money to you as the next of kin or beneficiary of the funds for safe keeping and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it. I would need you as a Foreigner acting as the next of kin and sole benefactor to the inheritance of late Mr. Rudolf to claim the funds for us to share.
There is no risk involved at all in the matter as I am going to adopt a legalized method and prepare all the necessary documents. I find this possible for the fuller reasons that you bear a similar last name with my client making it a lot easier for you to put up a claim in that capacity. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred, we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 35% for you and 5% for any expenses incurred during the course of this operation. Should you be interested, please send me your telephone and fax numbers for easy communication.
In the event you are not interested, I sincerely ask that you disregard this email and tell no one about it. I am very careful not to truncate my legal career should you mention this to someone else. I hope you can be trusted in this regard.
Please note that all necessary arrangement for the smooth release of these funds to you have been finalised. We will discuss more in details when I do receive your response.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Best regards,
Mark Welling esq.
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| Zitat: | Hello,
I am Zaohang Lin, Branch Manager, Bank of China, Shenzhen Branch, Guangdong Province, People's Republic of China. I have an important and highly confidential business deal for you.
On November 6, 2002, a British Oil consultant/contractor with the ChineseSolid Minerals Corporation, made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelvecalendar months, valued at USD 30,000,000.00 (Thirty Million US Dollars) in my branch.Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding addressbut got no reply.
After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Chinese Solid Minerals Corporation that he died from an automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that hedied without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that he did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of USD 30,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year.
No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Laws of Republic of China, at the expiration of 6 (six) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Chinese Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to the man so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government
officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin.
We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and Notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. A bank account in any part of the world that you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 50 for me and 50 for you.
There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this deal will be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this deal. If you are interested, please reply immediately via the email address above and below.
Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.
Please send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy communication.
Please observe utmost confidentiality and rest assured that this deal wouldbe most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.
Awaiting your reply via my zaohanglin57@yahoo.com.hk
Thanks and regards.
Zaohang Lin.
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Hello Dear Friend,
I am Mr. Tong Loh Su Assistant Director of Operations of the DBS Hong Kong Ltd, Hing Lung Building, 202-210 Castle Peak Road, Kowloon,
An Iraqi named Amjad Shareef a business man made a numbered fixed deposit of (112,211,709.80 HKD) for 18 calendar months, this is valued to Fourteen Million Four hundred thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war, three years ago (2005).
Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Amjad Shareef and his family had been killed during the war in bomb blast that hit their home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was. After further investigation it was also discovered that Amjad Shareef did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit.
And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Fourteen Million Four hundred thousand United State Dollars is still laying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration five years six months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.
My proposal, I am prepared to place you as the next of kin in a position to instruct DBS Hong Kong to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you in 70-30%. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 70-30%. I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that would have drawn a straight line in my involvement in claiming the deposit.
I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within a few days. I will simply inform the bank of the final closing of the file relating to Amjad Shareef I will then officially communicate with my Bank and instruct them to release the deposit to you. With these all is done. I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail.
I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like myself who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the whole private banking sector.
I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come ones way once in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once I find myself in total control of my destiny. These chances won’t pass me by.
I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them with new opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Let’s share the blessing.
If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want you contacting me through my official email account. I do not want any notable direct link between you and me. Please observe this instruction religiously.
I am a family man, I have wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence.
Please if you are interested please send me your full names, Phone Number and current residential address and I will prefer you to reach me on this email address (mr_tonglohsu7@yahoo.com.hk) after now, I will provide you with more details on the this transaction.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
I await your response.
Sincerely,
Mr. Tong Loh Su.
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| Zitat: | SENATE COMMITEE ON APPROPRIATION
AND FINANCE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF
NIGERIA.
NATIONAL ASSEMBLY COMPLEX
THREE ARMS ZONE P.M.B 141
ABUJA NIGERIA
ATTENTION: HONOURABLE BENEFICIARY THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FUFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT. SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR. PRESIDENT,CHIEF MUSA YARADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS PER DAY. SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND IN THIS WAY, PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION AS LISTED BELOW.
1. FULL NAME
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD TO(P.O BOX NOT
ACCEPTABLE)
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
HOWEVER, KINDLY FIND BELOW THE CONTACT PERSON: DR. EZE AYOGU, ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT EMAIL:department.senatehousecommitte@gmail.com THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT $5,500,000.00 AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008.
ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT. EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT,WHICH IS
(ATM-0081) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.
REGARDS,BARR. KINGSLEY DOMINIC
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
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Jojo
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Bezüglich der letzten: Hast du nicht gewusst, dass heute der International CapsLock Day ist?
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frebas
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| ich sag nur: lol |
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nemored
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Das hatte ich bisher noch nicht:
| Zitat: | Good day.
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Und knapp 28 Stunden später eine weitere eCard, diesmal als Anhang; das kenne ich dann schon eher.
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dreael
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frebas
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also ich werde auf jeden Fall kein Opfer von sowas... |
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nemored
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Ich verstehe vor allem nicht, warum so viele bei diesen abstrusen Beträgen nicht stutzig werden. Dass mir jemand 10 Tausend Euro zukommen lassen möchte, würde ja vielleicht noch angehen, aber 10 Millionen (und mehr)??
Muss man aber auch bedenken, dass sehr viele alles glauben was sie lesen. Ist so ähnlich wie: Stand in der WILD*-Zeitung, also muss es wahr sein.
*) in Gedenken an ro-ro-Rotfuchs
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nemored
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Betreff: "Barak and McCane killed" (wen eigentlich?)
Inhalt (neben dem unsubscribe-Link): "If you are unable to see the message below, click here to view."
An sich nichts ungewöhnliches; interessant finde ich immerhin, das Barack mit falsch geschriebenem Vornamen und McCain mit richtig geschriebenem Nachnamen angeredet wird.
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| Naa der franz. Sarkozy hat ihn so falsch geschrieben... Barak... tsts... |
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nemored
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Seit ich vor einigen Monaten von meinem Hoster einen neuen Login-Namen bekommen habe, ist dort (bei gleicher E-Mail-Adresse) das Spamaufkommen auf Null gesunken. 
Auf meinen beiden Freenet-Adressen kamen seit neuestem Angebote für Büroeinrichtung an, aber die heutige Nachricht ist auch nicht schlecht:
Warum sollte ich das tun wollen? 
Habe mir die Seite trotzdem mal angesehen - da gibt es ein Buch für
| Zitat: | | <s>statt 89 €*</s> nur noch 29 € |
(der Stern wird übrigens nirgends erklärt). Unten im Bestellformular heißt es dann
| Zitat: | | Hiermit bestelle ich das Buch über die Tricks der Suchmaschinen Optimierer für nur 89€ statt <s>vorher 199€</s> |
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Jojo
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Sofort zuschlagen! 
Diese Demo von Farbrausch trifft den Nagel auf den Kopf, wenn es ums Thema "Spam" geht:
http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=34524
*pfeif* traditional chinese marching music
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